This man at the gym told me his brother in law is built like a porn star. They’re hunting and take a pee together. (Do I need to say they’re rednecks?) The brother in law shakes it at him and says, “Don’t you wish you had one of these?” (It’s funny, but he really seemed annoyed.)
More like... "Look what I stuff up in your sister's hoo-haa on a nightly basis."