[KarlInOhio]

I demand that the Appalachian Trail be made poison ivy free. Every single mile because it would be discriminatory to restrict me to a few PI-free miles. And I want a verbal description of the Grand Canyon just in case I lose my glasses.

[bgill]

I allergice to bees so I demand a fee paid by each and every bee keeper. I’m also develop reactions to snake venom. So next time all those government employees are taking a paid vacation, make them clear out the snakes. Ban ragweed while you’re at it and animal dander starting with those creatures on the Hill.