I made my wife, now ex, a bouquet of flowers out of paper. She was disappointed until imshowed her that each had a “I promise to do...” on each, that was something or other she wished I would do. The rule was, if she gave a flower back, no matter what I was doing, I had to stop and do the promise on that flower. But, when I finished the task, I could use the flower to light a cigar, and it could not be redeemed again.
That worked until she started bitching, and I pointed out that one of the flowers was, “I promise to listen to your bitching.”
lol, too funny
my now ex wrote something on each card in a 52 card deck.
i think he stole the deck and burned it.