[Repeat Offender]

The ACU would work well for the Army, if they ever invade a gravel lot.

The Navy - awesome choice on the blue/black pattern. Because if you fall off of a great big easy to see ship into the ocean, you definitely want to blend in with the water and drown.

For the Marine Corps - good camouflage colors - crappy material and craftsmanship.

[itsahoot]

Because if you fall off of a great big easy to see ship into the ocean,

You will likely die no matter what you are wearing, if you fall off a really big ship.