Don’t worry, Janet Yellen will fix ‘em.
She’ll manufacture a buncha greenbacks outta thin air and by God, after that, Prosperity will rein in the US of A!
The Chinese will be thunderstruck in awe of the Mighty Greenback, buttressed by the “full faith and credit of the United States...”
Yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Gittum, Janet.
/s (obviously)
History will speak in hushed and reverential tones, and ballads will be sung about the legend of "Quick Print Janet." Her lightning quick reflexes and willingness to hit *control P* at the slightest provocation will leave those who stand against us quivering in fear.
FEAR THE JANET.