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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car making calls to cronies.
About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!
"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."