[RedMonqey]

An example of an coon story:

“Cow tippin’”

Anyone who has handle cattle knows there is no such thing.
Been working with cattle since I was twelve and they always heard me coming no matter how quietlty I crept(I’ve tried)

Sneaking up on an herd of cattle is as likely as encoutering an UFO in the middle of Manhatten.

And to think a healthy cow would stand stil and allow itself to be pushed over is so absurb only a fool or and urban dweller would believe such. Anyone who claims they’ve done it is pulling your leg.

Tippin’ one over is as likely as choppin a tree with blow.

Unless of course, you’re Paul Bunyon..

[driftdiver]

Yeah but its fun to watch city boys try and slip & fall in the manure.

[SamAdams76]

I've engaged in cow-tipping from time to time.

Hey, she brought me my food exactly as I ordered it and she was very pleasant about it. Was I not supposed to tip her?