Did any one else receive one of these?
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Advisory: Possible Federal Shutdown
This email service is subjec to close without notice due to government shutdown.
Because of the Federal Government SHUTDOWN, ALL COMMUNICATIONS ON THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED AIR WAVES are subject to immediate closure. In the event the Federal Government Shutdown is not resolved by October 31, 2013, ALL TRANSPORTATION SYSTEMS subject to Federal Taxes or built by funding from the Federal Government, directly or indirectly including, but not limited to, bike paths, streets, hi-ways, freeway systems. Barricades will be set up at each intersection and travel stopped.
When the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN of all COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS WE WILL BE ASKING RUSH LIMBAUGH TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT DURING HIS PROGRAM, so a larger portion of the population is informed. We regret using this procedure, but realize this is the most effective way of communication to the general population.
During this FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN we ask EACH CITIZEN TO SACRIFICE AND BREATHE ONE HALF AS THEY NORMALLY BREATHE. THE NSA WILL BE WATCHING!
If the Federal Shutdown is not settled by November 4, 2013 each citizen is to report all bodily functions to the nearest IRS office! Bus service will be provided to each neighborhood and organized by the Democratic Party Official for that area, and taken to the nearest office for lie detector analysis.
We again regret to resort to these measures, but until the TEA PARTY submits to the ‘GREAT WON’S AUTHORITY’, these measures will continue.
ISSUED THIS DAY OF TUESDAY EFFECTIVE 2013.10.08.09.30
emails from umbrage confirming ticket purchases have stopped even though they are still operating and considered to be a “private” entity