With a Guillotine, the executioner can really “get ahead” in his job.
Theme song of the Executioners’ Guild - “I Ain’t Got No Body”
Second theme song: “I’m head over heels over you”
It’s getting late. That’s all you get for free.
Louis 16th was found to have “no head for the business”....His wife Marie was found “quite beside her self”...Robespierre, acted with revolutionary flame, alas to soon beheaded in revolutionary shame...
and finally the last recorded words of the very last guillotined victim of the Revolution, a colorful clothier to the rich and bourgeoisie, one Claude Le Poissant
“Sacre Bleu, to have died wearing mismatched stockings...”