Here in the Southern United States, we are experiencing Intense Vernal Warming (IVW), which promises to only make things even worse. This year, during a 60 day period, mean temperatures increased a stunning 20 Degrees F. At this rate, over the next five years, temperatures will increase by over 100 degrees!!!
Face it, we’re doomed! Fortunately, a different group of scientists are studying a phenomenon called Intense Autumnal Cooling (IAC). This school of thought theroizes that we will all be blocks of ice in five years.
Call your congressman, tell him to fund more research!!!
Fear not. Here in the southwestern United States, we are now experiencing Intense Autumnal Cooling. I've done some scientific charting of this phenomenon.
It doesn't look good for us. At this rate of autumnal cooling, we will all freeze to death by 2015.
Women and children hardest hit, of course.
In 1963 Edward Lorenz wrote “Deterministic Nonperiodic Flow” which showed a proof that future weather can not be predicted in a non-trivial way. The Navier Stokes equations are non-linear, chaotic, and show sensitive dependence on initial conditions. That means that no finite set of past states can ever be sufficient to predict non-trivial future states.
To the extent that people predict the future to justify their global warming assertions, to that extent it is a hoax.