Whatever it is, I’m against it. Groucho Marx
From “At the Circus” (1939) (Lydia the tatooed lady)
Barry, oh Barry, say, have you met Barry?
Barry the pampered POTUS
He has eyes that people abhore so
And a torso even more so
Barry, oh Barry, that encyclopedia
Barry, the King of Hubris
On his back is the Battle of Obamacare
Beside it the Wreck of the Economare,
And proudly above waves the red, white and blue
You can learn a lot from Barry
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When his crown is exposed, he will show you the world
If you step up and tell him where
For a dime you can see closed federal facilities or closed offices Or Washington under barrycades
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Barry, oh Barry, say, have you met Barry?
Barry the the pampered POTUS
When his cheek muscles start relaxin’
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Barry, oh Barry, that encyclopedia
Barry, the the King of Hubris
For two bits he will do a mazurka in jazz
With a view of the Capitol that nobody has
And on a clear day, you can see the Golf courses nearAlcatraz
You can learn a lot from Barry
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Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here’s Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Here’s Godiva but with her pajamas on
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Barry, oh Barry, that encyclopedia
Barry, the King of Hubris
He once swept an admiral clean off his feet (fired)
The ships on his budgets made his heart cut their heartbeat And now the old boy’s in command of the fleet
For he went and begged to Barry
I said Barry
He said Barry
I said Barry
He said Barry
Ole!