Hmmm, I know a number of the denizens of my barracks back in 1970 would have liked to have seen this breakthrough back then.
STD?
You mean you got a DOSE? Or we just talkin about the CLAP?
Back in the ‘70’s, you went to the Corpsman, who bent you over a table, and stabbed both cheeks with a huge load of penicillin.
5 hours later, CLAP was all gone, but yer butt hurt for a week. Swear that those guys kept the penny in the reefer just so when it was cold like that, it made a knot on yer butt the size of dollar coin.
Was really an annoyance.