[Talisker]

Nah, I got shot dragging a wounded man to cover from the middle of an open field. Saved his life and I almost died from it. Spent 7 months in several hospitals recovering from that.

You forgot to mention that you were also coordination air support at the time by blinking your flashlight in morse code, while dodging aligators and crawling through barbed wire under machine gun fire.

Now, what have you done?

Me? I make a mean omelette.

[Chainmail]

You’re a funny little guy.