[from occupied ga]

WWII Joke - How to wipe you backside on one normal sheet of paper:

1. fold sheet in quarters. IE fold in half and then half again
2. Tear out small round section in the corner of the folded sheet that corresponds to the center of the sheet - Make the hole about the right size for your forfinger
3. Save the torn out piece, but do NOT unfold it (This is important)
4. Stick your finger through the hole in the center of the main sheet and use aforementioned finger to wipe your butt
5. Use the corner of the little piece you saved to clean out under your fingernail

ONE AND DONE - BUSINESS AS USUAL

[X-spurt]

Somebody call a moderator!!!!