WWII Joke - How to wipe you backside on one normal sheet of paper:
- fold sheet in quarters. IE fold in half and then half again
- Tear out small round section in the corner of the folded sheet that corresponds to the center of the sheet - Make the hole about the right size for your forfinger
- Save the torn out piece, but do NOT unfold it (This is important)
- Stick your finger through the hole in the center of the main sheet and use aforementioned finger to wipe your butt
- Use the corner of the little piece you saved to clean out under your fingernail
ONE AND DONE - BUSINESS AS USUAL