1 P-K4 ... P-KN4
2 P-K5 ... P-KB3
3 Q-KR5 mate
Scholar's Mate is usually presented as a fujk-up by the White player, but in the current state of the goobermint, I think we can easily agree that, this time, it's a fujk-up by the Kenyan player.
My apologies. What I presented was the Kenyan version of Fool’s Mate, not Scholar’s Mate. Which was what was intended, Dirty Harry and Zero-Zero So-to-ro being fools...and most certainly not scholars.
Obama's sorry, the park is shut down and nobody is allowed to play!
The Fool’s Mate would have been more appropriate.