[RightGeek]

You’re having to pay more, and you’re getting more.

Free condoms?

[Arthurio]

Yes, for just $1000 more per month, this 62 year-old retired man can now enjoy the benefits of maternity coverage.

[The Duke]

You’re having to pay more, and you’re getting more.

I won't have to pay more. Obama promised *me* that I'd save $2500/year! I'm still trying to figure out where all I'm going to be spending all my new "Obama money"!!! :) </sarcasm>