Spray the ground around the bucket with water. Then go and have the head of the Park Service arrested for deliberately damaging a wetlands environment.
LMAO! Hadn’t thought of that one. Or bring in a one-legged cricket, and declare it a “protected species area”. Whoops, either one of those would get the evil EPA involved, and that’s bad.
Heck, two of us could drag it aside and clear that road in under 90secs. If I was there, I’d damn well do it. Just film it; I want a record of them arresting me.