[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Sub-Driver.

Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said team names like the Redskins offend "a sizable group of people."

The team should be renamed "Washington Kenyans" or "Washington Jihad".

[Verginius Rufus]

The New York Yankees need a new name--surely the word "Yankee" is offensive to "a sizable group of people" (not all of them members of the SCV or the UDC).

It took all this time, until we had a Constitutional Law Professor as President, before the country had a President who realized that one of the powers of the Presidency is to determine names for professional sports clubs.

[Olog-hai]

Yeah . . . “Washington Mujahideen” came to my mind too when I read this story.