Reminds me of an old joke:
Indian brave asks chief how he names newborns in the tribe.
Chief tells him, “I hear cry of baby, I go outside tee pee and look around.
If I see eagle flying, I name newborn Eagle flying.
If I see running bear, I name newborn Running Bear.
Why you ask so many questions Two Dogs breeding?”
“Why you ask so many questions Two Dogs breeding?”
Because I didn’t know the answers, Chief Broken Rubber.