If a schizophrenic votes once for each personality, is that illegal?
PS, just an FYI - Schizophrenia is not the same as DID/Multiple Personality Disorder. Not to intrude on your joke - but, they are two different psychiatric illnesses.
DID/Multiple Personality Disorder is normally a trauma based disorder where a person dissociates to to far end of the spectrum as a coping skill because of a trauma. Schizophrenia is normally hereditary - paranoia and hear voices.