Posted on 09/30/2013 4:56:15 PM PDT by mdittmar
The turkey can’t spell either, it meant to say:
Mississippi_IDIOT
Woohoo....but don’t forget colonelflagg. He called it early. :)
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You are very kind :)
[giggles] You’re right as rain.
Oh, Lordy! Well, hat tips are for people who ping or FReepmail me to the ZOT. I look through my pings and acknowledge those who alert me.
Hi, Colonel! Didn’t mean to exclude you, my friend.
I don’t feel the least bit excluded. Luvvie was simply looking out for her friend, is all.
Hope you’re well!
Everything is great. Bryan got back Saturday from a business trip to China where he spent a week touring plants owned by the company where he works here.
He had a little struggle with jet lag, but he seems to be recovering apace.
I am well, thank you.
I hope you and yours are all fine too.
Friends don’t let friends miss a zot! nom-nom!
How cool that Brian got to go to China! What did he think about it? Or did he even have time to observe?
What is going on in the House? Suspend the rules requires 2/3 to pass.
Say what??? Why is Boehner doing this?
Yes, he did a lot of walking around by himself when he wasn’t on plant tours. He was amazed that the big cities there are
just like they are here. The only difference, he said, was the signs were all in Chinese. Otherwise, there were a lot of the
same stores and cars that you would see here.
He got to stay in three really nice hotels during his journey to the different facilities, and he had guides and translators who
helped him get from place to place.
He is having a little bit of trouble with jet lag, but he is slowly recovering from it.
Jetlag from west to east is the pits. I have been to Thailand and it took me several days each way to get straightened out! LOL!
I’m glad he had a good trip. I’d LOVE to go to China just once in my life! :)
He came down with shingles a week before the trip. I think that he wouldn’t be so affected by jet lag if it weren’t for the shingles.
He’ll be all right. As you know, he is a great, big, strong guy.
Awww... What a cute little gentleman he is.
He just needs more practice at the miniature golf course.
LOL! He looks longingly as if he wants to run after the ball.
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