Posted on 09/25/2013 5:52:50 PM PDT by markomalley
Edited on 09/25/2013 5:55:54 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Another prominent Republican has come out in support of same-sex marriage
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
Maybe they misread the invitation and thought it said this was a “Lebanese” marriage.
“Read my lips” did more with them than just....
I detest the Bush family
We lost a lot of good folks here over them once
And for this?
If I ever was on the wrong side of that to anyone.....not likely
I apologize formally
After all, Mark, I am the author of the Maine Gay Lumberjack Timber Season Only Marriage Act. (The MGLTSOMA, usually abbreviated "TS")
To refresh FRmemories, my proposed TS law for Maine would allow gay lumberjacks of all the sexes to live in spousal bliss during timber-cutting season only and as long as the timber camp was 250 miles from a grammar school or Unitarian chapel. The timber cutting season would be defined as that period between first deep freeze and "Ice Out." After the logs hit the river, it would be discretely, please, back to single status and the gay bars of South Portland for the timber cruisers.
One terrible thing the queering of Maine has done is to drive the price of wool lumberjack shirts through the roof, as every last Lesbian (they soon will outnumber Somalis) seems to require 4 or 5, especially those who infest state government agencies. Clearly, this is a move designed by the Left to freeze the men of Maine out of participation in government.
As far as George H. W. (for "WIMP") Bush goes, he needs that queer-lady General Store, as several Kennebunk businesses have banned him from their premises as a result of his throwing in the towel to Bill Clinton in '92. "Forgive and Forget" in Maine?
NEVA!
During my all-too-brief political "career," I think I truly showed my compassion for the LGBTG (editor?) community by my authorship of the MGLTSOMA Act. Not to mention my suggestion of a state subsidy for the purchase of lumberjack shirts and caulked boots for distressed gentlelesbians seeking state employnment in the Baldacci Administration.
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