New casting for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy...
Eye of Sauron = Eye of Soros
Sarumon = Harry Reid
Legolas = Ted Cruz
Arwen = Sarah Palin
Witch King of Angmar = Obama
King of Gondor = Rand Paul
King of Rohan = Vlad Putin
Gollum = Dennis Kucinich
Mouth of Sauron = Nasty Pelousy
Lord Elrond = Rick Perry
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and the Hobbits = All of US
Traitor Cornyn’s Contact Info:
Washington DC
Washington, DC 20510
Main: 202-224-2934
Fax: 202-228-2856
Southeast Texas
Houston, TX 77007
Main: 713-572-3337
Fax: 713-572-3777
South Central Texas
San Antonio, TX 78205
Main: 210-224-7485
Fax: 210-224-8569
Central Texas
Austin, TX 78701
Main: 512-469-6034
Fax: 512-469-6020
East Texas
Dallas, TX 75244
Main: 972-239-1310
Fax: 972-239-2110
CALL HIS DISTRICT OFFICES—HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE TAKING CALLS/FAXES AT HIS DC OFFICE!!
LOL i don’t think you will find anything nast enough to represent Pelousy in the LOTR’s trilogy (or quadrilogy now). Maybe In the Wizard of Oz...: )
Wormtongue - Tim Kaine
Oliphant - Barbara Mikulski
Goblin King - Barbara Boxer