Anarchists? OK. This can be used. Time to adopt the tactics of those OWS anarchists the DOP is so fond of and Occupy Lafayette Park. Yup. First hype it up in press releases to the media. Say something really sexy that they just gotta send a crew over to film, such as “Anarchists Will be Occupying Lafayette Park” and other well-known landmarks. Then bring along the wife and kids and some coolers, and have a little picnic there. Then pack everything up, clean up afterwards like civilized people, only carry signs saying such things as “TEA Party Anarchy,” or for literarilly inclined TEA Partiers “Fall Apart. The Center Cannot Hold” or “Fanaticism TEA Party Style” and “Occupation TEA Party Style”. A few notes to Dingy Harry will also be useful, such as “Extreme Enough For You, Harry?”
Bring ropes!