You may want to make a submission. I checked and you could win... your word count= 94 (word counter.net)
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest ... Where WWW means Wretched Writers Welcome
I wasn’t offended. It was a legitimate query asked in a good-humored, tongue-in-cheek way, more curious than anything else.Thanks for providing the lead to the contest. I’ll check it out out of curiosity but have no intention of entering into the competition.