[Salamander]

If you ever owned geese, you’d believe they were velociraptors.

:)

[Paladin2]

My dog would love to p0wne geese, especially as it is now migratory season.

(She should get a job with the geese chasers hired by the city to minimize the "output" of their presence in the grassy areas of the river parks.)

The swans are the ones she needs to learn to avoid.

[R. Scott]

I knew farmers who used them as guard dogs. No training required.