Ken Brockmann reporting-- As the search continues for the shooter at Washington Navy Yard... 
President Obama says, "Our original intent was to use a search pattern that would have been very smooth and disciplined and– linear– However, due to the Republicans normal evil attitude and obstancy, we may have to shut down the government and the search until my dear, dear friend Russian President Putin can offer up a policy we can all agree upon and implement."
Wasn't I in this same movie... 
back in the 60s?
Yeah, you were, you dumb schmuck... 
and you rode a atomic bomb!
And perky Katie Couric... 
showed off her new boobs, exclaiming, "I back the President 'cause I've found love again!"
Back to the Navy Yard search, to help ease recent immigrants into society, President Obama... 
has ordered them to help in the search even if they do not have any badges.
Now in private life, Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered no comment on the Navy Yard search... 
saying it would not make any difference anyway.
And with this breaking news, Charlie Sheen confirms... 
that the shooter is not recently fired Selma Blair.
According to several sources, President Obama has broken his silence and confirms his complete support... 
for Ben Affleck as the new Batman.
We now return you to this Free Republic thread already in progress... 
this has been Ken Brockmann reporting.