Well actually, they are from the creative mind of Slyfox.
But, they pretty-near could have come from the mouth of Wright.
He had to appear to be Christian if he were to have a shot at higher office. (makes sense if he was really a muslin)
So I told him that he could keep his heartfelt religion as long as he spouted a few bible verses every once in a while.(makes sense if he was really a muslin)
Without that he would never get the black vote. (ditto)
And, I also told him that he needed to have a wife, so I introduced him to Michelle. (actually happened)
You'd think that both of them would be a little more appreciative. (gotta expect that he feels neglected)