Yes, it is true that I guided Obama to accept Christianity without affecting his faith on Islam.
He had to appear to be Christian if he were to have a shot at higher office.
So I told him that he could keep his heartfelt religion as long as he spouted a few bible verses every once in a while.
Without that he would never get the black vote.
And, I also told him that he needed to have a wife, so I introduced him to Michelle.
You'd think that both of them would be a little more appreciative.