“....and do you pronounce the word on that sign ‘pip a leen nie’?”
“No ma’am,... we pronounce that ‘pipeline’.”
Had a patient who just recently moved to Texas, when asked her street address pronounced it as “say-bine”. So asked her to spell. Turns out it was Sabine so told her that now she was in Texas she needs to pronounce it “Sah bean”. Thought about telling her about the word bayou but decided not to.