Sure, stanne. What may I get you?
I make a mean Long Island.
But my Mojitos aren’t quite there yet...
Yes, the Long Island Iced Tea, I believe was invented by the boys in my neighborhood, on Long Island, in the ‘70s as a remedy for how to drink their (our) parents’ booze without having been detected, having learned replacing vodka with water doesn’t fool a Long Island housewife- not in those days.
So it was a little off of each of the many bottles in the vast collection, creating a concoction resembling in looks, and in flavor? no, like Iced Tea.
Poison.
I’ll go for the other, whatever a Mojito is. Or Cab or single malt