the worst atrocity that assad could commit is to force the rebels to get on moochelle obama’s lunch program.
Quick get Betty Obag-o-lies on the phone to confirm this!
Dear American Infidels,
You promised, then got out-snookered. For that reason, the gassing will continue until you start bombing government buildings, AND that precious pipeline.
Signed,
Rebel Cannibalistic Be-heading Jihad Freaks.
Response from Washington:
Look, Putin is really killing us here, and not he’s rubbing it in with a NYT article. Any chance you guys get a-hold of one of those S-300 missles and fire it at an American ship offshore?
Thanks in advance,
O
cc: McCain, Graham, Reid Pelosi
bcc: Boehner, Cantor, and a few billionaires from the House of Saud.
Oboma told the rebels (Al Qaeda) all they had to do was use poison gas (and blame it on Assad), and oboma would send in our troops to fight on their behalf. So, they did!
Now, because oboma hasn't run to their aid like he said he would, they're going to try again.
Assad has nothing to gain by using poisonous gas. In fact, his army was winning the war. Al Qaeda has everything to gain by using poisonous gas - especially when oboma promised them he'd be there for them when they did.
Never mind what people say. Watch what they do. Actions always speak louder than words. I don't believe Assad is doing it. I think Al Qaeda is doing it, and oboma really, really, wants to get into Syria to help his boys fight against Assad. His boys are losing!
Show them your Nobel Peace Prize again, Obama.
Or two weeks. Or a month. Or whenever he finds the time in his busy schedule.
Much like toots in an elevator. He who smealt it, dealt it.
Probably tear gas if anything was used. (The way this kid is coughing - in the video at the below link) But, most likely just BS.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4429097,00.html
How stupid does al queda think obammy and horse face are? Oh yeah, scratch that.
They’ve got the “Putin Get Out Of Jail Free!” card.
Where is Elizabeth O'Bagy when you need her?
Before she was 'fired' (courtesy of the wayback machine):
After she was 'fired':
http://www.understandingwar.org/press-media/staff-bios/elizabeth-obagy
Clearly a cover up in the making!
Folks over there don’t bathe. For all we know, these “gas attacks” are just wind shifts..
I am supposed to care how a dictator and al Qaeda fight each other??? NOPE, can’t do it.
So if the tea party demonstrations ever get hit by Tear Gas will china be invited in to intervene...?
couldn’t be that one of the rebels was cooking up sarin in their kitchen (a la business journal’s melodramatic pictorial today) and it blew... and they needed a scapegoat...?
Another “Kitchen Gas” attack to garner sympathy from the international media.
Oh no! Did they release the CO2?????? That probably violates some environmental regulation!
Doubt it. In fact Syrian forces would be wise to drop hot bacon fat from jets as that would be quite effective.
Loss of credibility.. -25 points.