LOL!
“Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper.”
-Jay Leno
“Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episode well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner’s way of getting more Latino support.”
-Jay Leno
“At the press conference today, Anthony Weiner’s wife said she will stand by her husband. Especially when he goes on the computer.”
–Conan O’Brien
“Congressman Weiner has resigned from office. One minute he’s in, one minute he’s out ... typical Weiner.”
-Jimmy Fallon
“Congressman Anthony Weiner has announced that he will be stepping down. I guess he couldn’t stick it out any longer.”
–Jay Leno