Muslims with nerve gas.
Sounds like the next can't-miss BRAVO original series: Escape into the murky war-torn underworld of a troubled land as two exotic freedom fighters balance their coming-of-age gay awakening with their passion for blowing stuff up and poisoning rival tribes or random infidels, whereupon a sassy goat comes between them, and threatens to end their forbidden fairy tale.
Tune in right after The Real Housewives & Camels of Mecca!