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To: Vigilanteman

As part of the Pre-Cana marriage preparation classes required to get married in the Catholic Church, my bride and I were at one point separated and asked a series of questions intended to establish our legitimacy and sincerity.

A nun actually looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Are you willing to have intercourse with this woman?”

Unable to resist, I flashed her a few quizzical looks, looked up at the ceiling, down at the floor, and then back at her before asking “Sister, may I please have a few minutes to think about that?”

Had to go to Confession later as they practically had to call the paramedics to come and revive her.


48 posted on 09/11/2013 11:18:01 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog
LOL! BTW, thanks for the insight into Catholic marriage protocol. The divorce rate might not be so high if a few more denominations did the same.

Marriage is serious business. Way too many people put far more thought into buying a car than in selecting a spouse.

And nothing cheapens marriage more than homo marriage.

86 posted on 09/11/2013 12:06:08 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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