Their dictator is surely smarter than our dictator.
Dear BO,
Now that you’ve proven incapable of managing a small matter on foreign soil, it is clear you’re not capable of defending this nation.
Just another reason we’ll continue to defend our Second Ammendment Rights.
Oh....and you really should consider resigning, since you’re not up to the job.
(Please take Joe with you and we’re happy selecting a whole new team.)