HOST: All right. So how did you find your son?
BRUNO: I swapped him.
AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: You swapped him?
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: What? Swapped the baby for what?
BRUNO: For an iPod.
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: What?
BRUNO: Not just any iPod. One that was, like, limited edition, red. A U2 iPod. Heard of it?