No thanks. Our bodies are beautiful enough.
Defacing them with tattoos is like putting graffiti on the Mona Lisa
or carving your initials into a Giant Redwood.
Check out photo number 16 - that guy will always have a steak knife handy:
http://izismile.com/2010/09/28/no_wonder_they_cant_get_a_job_26_pics.html