Then you'll have to allow men and women to cohabitate in prisons, since that would be discriminatory against straight prisoners.
Right, next up - unisex prisons! Buffy darling, meet your new cell mate, Trayvon.
It is appalling discrimination to deny gay criminals the “conjugal right” to live together. Shacking up would make homosexuals more productive and peaceable inmates. The loving, feces-based couples would qualify for parole sooner and ease the overcrowding problem in California prisons.
After all, isn’t sex the highest possible value in society? There is none higher, not even God.