And get rid of any event that has the term “Synchronized” in it.
No way, Jose! Think of the years of practice that go into synchronized swimming! Think of the hair gel! The gel, man!
They'll be after ballroom dancing next... (stalks off, muttering)
Any activity that cannot be measured — more, faster, higher, farther — cannot be a sport. Once judges are involved, it ceases to be a sport (other than judges/referees assuring the rules are being followed). It might be athletic, rigorous even, but it is not a sport.