I’m very happy with my dumb phone. I can no nothing with it but make and receive phone calls.
Phone calls that are logged and transcribed by machine into text
That's what I thought as well, until I kept hearing a twangy sound every now and again.
As you can see from the photo, I had a state of the art anonymizer system, no labels to track me, or so I thought.
Brought in a security expert to check it out. Turns out I've got FIVE agencies tapping my line.
HEY nSa and the rest of you bastids, stop watching porn on my dime$ !