The gnarliest lethal little old lady story I know was the police showing up to find a burglar or robber just shredded. Then they realized that there were bloody dimes all over. The little old lady used dime shotgun loads.
They don’t work as well as a regular load except at very short range, where they are just hideous in effect.
As they were picking up the pieces of his sweet, shattered dreams, the little old lady ask that after the investigation was over, if she could have the dimes back?
“Because they’re *lucky* dimes.”
“Because they’re *lucky* dimes.”
Reminds me of Milla Jovovich in “Resident Evil” except she used Quarters.
God, she is so hot.