[IbJensen]

One can hardly wait for another of our fearless president’s uplifting speeches. He is without a doubt the smartest man in our nation’s capitol.

It is, however, difficult to glean a thought from an Obama-uttered sentence. He pauses at least three times in each sentence....for emphasis no doubt.

I recall a speech given recently where it opened with these utterances: “Uh, uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, I, it, it, it,it.....” Perhaps a trip to the emergency room and the use of a breathalyzer would be helpful to this genius.

[KarlInOhio]

I recall a speech given recently where it opened with these utterances: “Uh, uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, I, it, it, it,it.....”

In a strategic decapitation strike, the Russians are considering killing the teleprompter immediately before the speech.