[mylife]

For the record I had a family member that went in for routine surgery and died of staph.

No one sued, as we were advised of the risks and signed papers to that effect.

This woman signed no disclaimers, was advised of nothing at least not at Walmart or with the “bag” manufacturer.

[Albion Wilde]

OK! Everybody over to mylife's house this weekend for some rough-and-tumble games and a lot of drinking in the street outside his house! When you fall and hurt yourself, be sure to fall on his lawn; he would do the right thing and assume liability!

Goodnight, all. Don't take any wooden nickels, or any lousy inedible Chinese food in cans. And whatever you do, don't take any plastic bags; they might break. Or paper ones; they're bad for the ozone. Or recyclable ones; they give you cooties. In fact, stay in your house and don't even try to shop -- you might end up dead. Of course, if you don't shop, you don't eat and you'll still end up dead; but then you can sue the county for not doing well-person checks on you or sending a home health worker at taxpayer expense to deal with your mental health. The impossibilities are endless....