[GOYAKLA]

NSA accepts your Plea an will soon send you, your required Fine amount. You have 7 days to return the envelope, enclosing said amount!
Your cat will be detained for an undetermined time, at your expense .
Have Good Day.
“Ears”, @ NSA.com

[Utilizer]

Actually, your post is not that far from the truth -in a similar vein. If you have any vehicle registered in your name, the government will garnish your wages to pay for their registration if you do not get them registered by the due date.

Of course, they also say that you can not "legally" register as owned any vehicle if you do not have a Driver's Licence, even if you only intend to use it (them) on your own property. They WILL impound it if you do not comply.