I’ll paraphrase.
Snot nose little kid with a gun and a badge pissed all over himself in fear and murdered a home owner and had to come up with a cover story fast.
Call a cop, call the pizza dude. The pizza dude will show up faster, shoot only the bad guy, and have a hot fresh pizza to boot.
You nailed it but don’t worry....FR’s copsuckin’ jackboot thug lovers will be here shortly to tell you how wrong you are....