Reminde me to tell ya how to make a “Bellvue Bridge” if you ever feel the hernia gig approaching......all ya need is some duct tape (Adhesive tape if you are a purist) LOL...make a suspension bridge betwixt your thighs...rest the equipment on the bridge....and call it a day......also works well for epidydimitis (in case anyhone cares) LOL
I am a wealth of useless information...which makes me a great Freeper and an even better “Phone a Friend” on those “Im gonna ask you chit you dont know and you need to call someone smarter than you” shows
naked I could be the missin link
duct tape’n down yonder scares the hell outta me
and for the record I had to make a “ bird nest” just to stop the fibralatin