What?? Like you never sat out on the steps with your 11-year-old at 4 AM??? Oh, wait - neither have I.
I have crawled out of bed at 4 am to catch a flight
But it is literally impossible for me to stay up that late “socializing”, I start to resent it about 10 pm
However, I do advise my adult kids that bad guys aren’t out early in the morning, maybe I need to revise that in light of the new drugs that let people go for days without sleeping....