Let me add what you neglected to state in defense of the afour mentioned witness. Most guys at the urinal do not drop their pants down to their ankles, as stated in the article. Urinal etiquette only requires the zipper be in play, only. Circumstantial evidence indicates that monkey spanking was going on. If the zipper was only down, the suspect might saw his member off if he got carried away. Thus, the fact his pants were around his ankles, on the floor right under the urinal, a filty place. I present my expert witness Paulie Walnuts on the subject. Just to take a leak, no my friend. This guy was definitely up to no good. Imagine your the next guy at the urinal after this guy had his fun and games. I shudder to even consider it.
Of course, that assumes that the democrat is telling the truth.
It seems rather hard to imagine that a man, wanting to do the nasty, would do so by dropping his pants to his ankles at a urinal. Most guys know not to let any part of our clothing touch any part of a bathroom floor — lots of men are really bad at hitting their urinals, and frankly I wish some bathrooms had shoe cleaning facilities to wipe the crap off after you walk around.
I suppose that a man could be so open about it that they’d do it at a urinal — but according to the democrat, when the guy was “caught”, he was shocked at himself. If a man was going to go nuts getting caught, he’d have used a stall to start with. The story simply does not make a lot of sense the way the democrat tells it.
And no matter what a guy does with his pants, other guys don’t stare at his privates or even talk to each other. It’s bathroom ettequite 101.