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To: ClearCase_guy

“One of these days, people will figure out some useful purpose for pigs ...”

I live out in the country. My neighbor lady comes over and in her fast talking but southern style she says, “I hit a turkey with my car. Brought him home and fried him right up. He was delicious. You can only eat the breast on them things; the rest is shoe leather. And, right up there at the corner, somebody hit a little deer. Backed up and threw him in the trunk. Want some hamburger? Oh, no, it’s okay. Didn’t have no flies on him or nuthin’.”

A pig wouldn’t make it from one side of her property to the other...


9 posted on 08/24/2013 3:32:52 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Gen.Blather
Sounds like my kind of gal.

/johnny

12 posted on 08/24/2013 3:35:42 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Gen.Blather

In the winter here you rarely find the deer that left the mess on the road.

Last year somebody hit a huge doe right up from my place and by the time I went home, grabbed a Hefty and got back, she was gone.

Middle of the night and somebody still snagged her first.

The dogs don’t care how their meat died.

:)


38 posted on 08/24/2013 4:08:56 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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